Wearing new shoes for the first time
lolsofunny: sodamnrelatable: What I feel like: What I actually look like: (lol here!)
that pissed off moment the vending machine takes...
cyberthug13: unitedstatesofbooty: abercrombie and fitch more like abracadabra ur a lil bitch yo here is 2 dollars take it and retire
extrasad: i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk
The difference between bees and wasps
Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
today i learned that i'm a wasp
jugd: life goal: finish my chap stick before it goes missing
Intellectual Samurai: fiftyshadesofmacygray:... →
fiftyshadesofmacygray: alxparkour: I am a black man With dreads and a lot of white friends Lord forgive them Lord forgive them They seem not to understand My mane is to be left alone BITCH DON’T TOUCH MY DREADS BITCH DON’T TOUCH MY DREADS I can feel your curiosity from…
lolsofunny: laugh-addict: when you hear someone talking about an obsession of yours (lol here!)
When you see your friend and their crush together
That awkward moment when the only person you could see yourself with at this moment is going through a confusing time and you’re scared that if you let things continue you’ll both end up regretting it. He’ll secretly want something else, you’ll be secretly scared that you’re not enough and you’ll both end up unhappy.
When you over-hear a joke in someone else's...
himapapaftw: do people honestly think that honors students dont cheat i dare anyone who thinks that to spend a day with a group of honors student friends and see how many times they copy each other within ten minutes That’s the only way to get through high school lol. In college I wouldn’t recommend it because it’s not worth the consequences if you get caught.
A Bloggable Night
Tonight was arguably one of THE best nights of my life. I feel like such a girl because of how giddy and bubbly I feel. And granted I am a girl, but I’m not used to these cheesy, light emotions that have taken up residence in my heart tonight. It was like a scene from a movie or something. He takes me to my mil. ball, we have a great time. He’s attentive and social and respectful and...